Crewneck Sweatshirt — “Marriage Is Expensive, Gym Is Cheaper” Fitness Quote

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.02	25.98	27.99
Length, in	27.01	27.99	28.98	30.00	30.98
Sleeve length, in	25.79	25.98	26.18	26.38	26.57

This crewneck sweatshirt blends dry humor with everyday comfort. The back sports a bold, tongue-in-cheek message — a playful reminder that priorities can be lighthearted — while the soft, midweight fleece keeps you warm without weighing you down. Wear it on rest days after a workout, on weekend errands, or lounging at home; the relaxed cut and sturdy construction make it feel lived-in from the first wear. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want something casual with personality — comfortable, low-fuss, and a little witty.

The muted heather makes the graphic readable without shouting, and the clean front allows the message on the back to be the moment. Thoughtful details like ribbed trim, side seams, and a tear-away label mean it looks and feels well made, wash after wash. Slip into it after a long day at the gym or a long run — it settles against your shoulders and reads like someone who knows how to balance effort with humor.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.25 oz (280 g/m²) soft 3-end fleece for lasting warmth
- 80% cotton / 20% polyester blends (varies by color) with a 100% cotton face for a smooth print surface
- Ribbed knit collar and ribbed trim with necktape for shape retention and comfort
- Side seams and double-needle topstitching provide structural support and durability
- Regular fit with tear-away label; runs true to size

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean